This Halloween, why not join me on strike?
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I wore this to an office Halloween party last week. Halfway through the party, one of the guys I work with called across the room, “Hey, Bernadette, I just got a call from the Union Rep! The strike’s over!” At which point I had to inform him that I, personally, would be on strike until the end of the day.
"That's a dancer's leg, Margaret!" 
David and I almost stole your idea to go to the Halloween dance in Cincy.
Aw, man! Why didn’t you? That would have been awesome! I figure the more of us there are on strike, the more legit it looks. 😀