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Today is Mrs. Darwin’s birthday, which means that it is time for the annual I Remember Mrs. Darwin Festival of Mendacity.  I have participated in said Festival, but according to the rules of the meme, there is a further step to be done.  To wit:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don’t speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL MEMORY OF YOU AND ME.
It can be anything you want–good or bad–BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you’re finished, post this paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY remember about you.

So, my dears, if you would be so kind, tell me lies?

And when you’re done, go take The Census!