So this morning I was IMing with Zanzibar, and things got kinda awesome. So I thought I’d share (btw, this is coming in part way through, after a discussion of the fact that Zanzibar thinks it’s creepy when Daniel Craig tries to smile). It’s kinda long, but believe me, it’s worth it! Enjoy:
I think the Captain America posters, the ones that show him in profile, make him look like he’s played by Daniel Craig
haha chris evans?
cause he was cap!
yeah, he was
but in the posters, it looks kinda like Daniel Craig
ewww! i hadn’t noticed!
cause chris evans can smile, is a damn good looking guy too
yeah, he is!
actually, I disagree
Thor was hot, but I didn’t have a crush on him after the movie
I definitely did have a crush on Captain America
how do you argue with a 6’4 blond hair blue eyed god of thunder who is more cut than the sunday coupons?
6’4″ unconceited American god of amazingness?
cap was 6’2! hehe
and I’m 5’4″, so it doesn’t make much difference to me!
that unconceited part – makes a HUGE difference
also, seems a lot smarter than Thor, who’s pretty stupid when you get down to it
haha thor isn’t stupid just rarely meets problems he can’t solve with his hammer
he’s stupid because he almost never thinks beyond his hammer
he has no habits of thinking at all
hmm i guess thor would scale on the wisdom not intelligence sie
but in more recent years of comics he hasn’t been an idiot, minus the trusting loki part
I’m only going off the movies, so I’m afraid comic book evidence is inadmissable
well in the movies thor learns humbleness and while not a genius he does have a good heart
but then again both are heroes
and neither are Tony Stark
and Captain America is a good man, which is sexier than anything
Tony Stark is a disaster waiting to happen
a hot disaster, but still, the kind of guy you want to stay as far away from as possible
tony stark is like an amusement park, fun for an afternoon, but long term hazardness to your health
I would posit that even an afternoon would be toxic
but you know
like contracting the kind of really nasty food poisoning that makes you go to the ER and leaves you debilitated for weeks
sure the snack was tasty, but it wasn’t worth that!
Captain America, however, is the kind of guy you want to be around long term
a class act
take you out for a nice night on the town
and isn’t emotionally needy like say spiderman
he’s the kind of guy who would come home every night
help do the dishes after dinner, and give baby his bath
and then give you a footrub
and look amazingly hot while doing it
and jump out the window to save someone from a fire
and work on your brother’s car on the weekend
after defeating a giant evil robot
using some of the parts from said robot to fix car
he fought off two ninjas while giving jr. his bath too
and this is why the captain will always be hotter than both Thor & Tony Stark
yeah i mean thor would be such a conflict for you as well
the different religions
you believing in the christian god…him being a pagan god
talk about complicated
plus, there’s the whole I like to talk about things, and he only likes to talk about his “hammer”
HAHA actually in the movie once he was on earth he did more listening than talking
which is why I do like him
thor would be a great big brother
but I don’t have enough patience to deal with a guy like that any more
yeah, he would be a GREAT big brother/best guy friend
fun and safe to drink with (he will literally carry you home hehe), alway stick up for you
that kind of stuff is so much easier to deal with when it doesn’t matter like it does with someone who’s a significant other
he’d be a lot of fun to tease
can you imagine getting in a tickle fight with Thor?
YOU CAN NOT TICKLE THE MIGHTY THOR
PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED BY THE RASPBERRIES OF THOR
if there is anything that life with Boy-O has prepared me for, it would be that
so cap for boyfriend
thor for best friend
and stark for that crazy awesome uncle
you think I’d let a man like that around my kids?
not until he went to a heck of a lot of 12 step meetings
at which point he would be Robert Downey Jr., not Tony Stark
Robert Downey Jr., btw, rules all the worlds
i’m just saying rich goofy eccentric uncle?
and Cap? he’s the marrying kind
i’d want him to be my uncle
not the uncle to my kids
cause stark would drive my parents nuts with the overly loud and expensive toys
but he’d still underwrite your college education
and throw you a heck of a graduation party
dude he’d buy you a college
i can see him now “tell you what you get a 4.0 and i’ll get you a date with the maxim cover girl”
you get a 4.0, and I’ll get you Ryan Gosling’s private number
all those “hey, girl…”s can come true!
WOW thats awesome
even better? a couple of late night hosts have tried to get him to read them out loud
haha now that would be amazing
this world just keeps getting better and better
i like our fake world
except I seem to be getting the better end of the deal
wait i thought I was marrying cap
I don’t think he goes that way
well i don’t either, but for cap i would lol
I’ll tell you what
you can have Tony Stark, and I get Cap
but we’ll split Thor