I do not understand men. I don’t think I ever will. Anymore, I’m not sure that I want to. I used to think that I only really had to understand one man, and I was rather looking forward to mapping the tricksy pathways of his brain. But now… I might as well admit that I have no freaking clue, that I am never going to understand any man, and throw in the towel.
I don’t understand God either.
I give up.
Could you just take me prisoner already and get it over with?